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Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020
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toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet
by fragileego May 16, 2014
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toilet sweat

A morning's deuce after a long night of whiskey drinking and hot wings.
Last night's debauchery caused the most horrid toilet sweat I've experienced in a while.
by LuckyCurtin January 1, 2015
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toilet banana

Probably, the term used for poop by drunk scientists.
Einstein: “Hey Newton, Don’t forget to flush your toilet banana!
by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019
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Toilet Vomit

When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
by Mr.0range1981 August 6, 2010
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Human Toilet

Someone who consumes human waste, typically bounded by their partners for the pleasure of them and the people that dispose themselves in the human toilet
My partner and their friends come over on Saturdays to use me as their human toilet.
by sis24pig July 27, 2023
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