A math joke book you pick up in the bathroom to destress yourself every time you do your business, when your giggling or laughing could help cover up the sound of your relatively loud farting.
Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
Get the Toilet Math mug.Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..
Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015
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Get the Toilet Cloggers mug.When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
by Swissmiz October 29, 2010
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Get the Sittin' On a Toilet mug.When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing
by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018
Get the Toilet Flushing mug.Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017
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