Captain Cananada

No, his name is not Captain Canada. Captain Cananada is a huge superhero who loves to save the day at any moment!
Captain Cananada is going to save us from The Face!
by babyjohn991 September 20, 2023
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captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.
"hey captain fingers"
by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 24, 2023
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Captain Furious

A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.
That's classic Mike, going all Captain Furious just because X-Factor is on.
by IbrahimDaw October 26, 2009
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Captain Torres

Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
by exportedtoastie November 04, 2021
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Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.
Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass
by orbitalUncertainty March 21, 2018
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Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”
by lil swervy March 31, 2019
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