Falcon Claw

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman’s vagina and a thumb in her anus, then attempting to pinch them together.

“I tried the Falcon Claw on my girlfriend. She moaned.”
“Dude, marry her.”

by Lunarsolus March 10, 2020

Claws

He... I mean you know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Road Claw

White claws taken whilst on a drive, used for refreshment.

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws

by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023