Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.
Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on
by White clawes are for women December 08, 2020
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Usually has the largest dick in the friend group and can pull any girl out there
That guy is so hot, I bet his name is Teddy
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Sexiest hottest cutest most amazing and segsy and auhhh 😩
teddy is so fucking hot 😩
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Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.
Where’s your balls teddy?

In my mouth I think

No they aren’t there in your bum
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The worst person in the world, gross, disgusting, literally every bad adjective istg
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Teddy is the cutest dog in the world. He loves to cuddle and play. But sometimes he bites everyone.
by Jeff alisburg March 01, 2019
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most sexiest guy from the bronx, boy so fine that he got every girl twitchibg and dripping😻😻soo hot actually rs his posture the way he walk the way he talk i aint gon lie i will take it w/o a rubber omgg and bc he from the X he SOO GANGSTA TOOO LIKE OH MYYYplays basketball rly good, rly smart, so hot, can play the guitar

SO F ING CONFIDENT AND SURE IN HIMSELF,has many friends, everyone fw him

overall a big hottie its probs soo long too xx
teddy: *walks outside*
girls: OMG OMG TEDDDY GIMME YO PHONE NUMBAA 😍😍ILY BAE LETS FUCK
teddy: "Damn i pull mad bitches"
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