by Aidnjjbbhvvyy August 10, 2020
Get the Alex mug.A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a very hot person. They will usually have a very large and long penis and are irresistible to women. A lot of people wish they were like Alex as he is extremely attractive compared to other people.
Hot girl 1: OMG, I just dated to Alex yesterday, he was amazing in bed because of his massive penis.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.
Hot girl 2: You are soooo lucky, I wish this. could happen to me and Alex will notice me.
by realdefines.com September 19, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a great guy who is fun to be around. He never fails to make you smile, he may be a bitch sometimes but it's usually a joke. He is always there for you no matter what, and will always make sure you are okay. He does the best he can for everything and everyone. There is no shortage to Alex and will always do something at all times. He is very nice and sweet and all the girls love him ngl. There is never any harm to having an Alex as one of your friends. He is one of the best people you can have in your life
by Puma D October 6, 2020
Get the Alex mug.A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'
Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023
Get the Alex mug.Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.
If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
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