Flying the Tank

When you really have to poop but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. So you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.

"last time I went to that Mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if I have to go next time I'll definitely be flying the tank"

by BrendonandChandler June 18, 2016

Tank off2

Tank off2 is an online multiplayers game.

We were playing Tank off2 last night

by Donny DD February 5, 2021

Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo

"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."

by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010

Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.

I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.

by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009

tank-watcher

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.

Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."

by John McClane August 10, 2007

tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.

That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!

by jo-bot April 15, 2009