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porn roulette

Going on pornhub or other similar sites with thumbnails turned off, and guessing only by title and length of video whether or not it is porn. Can be played as a drinking game, in which one has to drink every time they get actual porn onscreen.
I played emo porn roulette last night and got a face full of Pete Wentz dick
by music-theatre-mama July 29, 2017
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Raver's Roulette

There is a bowl of smarties and one LSD pill. Pass the bowl around until someone gets the LSD pill.
I was playing Raver's Roulette last night and got lucky. The guy next to me got the pill before I did.
by Robbin Hooddd May 28, 2011
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Porn roulette

You use pornMD dice button scroll down blindly to pick a porn, now you have to do whatever they're doing in selected porn
Me and my girl played porn roulette and I ended up with a finger in my ass
by tmeck October 4, 2018
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Sleep Roulette

When you take a nap usually in the evening with the intention of waking up early in the morning but instead you wake up around midnight wired and can’t get back to sleep
Played sleep roulette last night now my sleep is all fucked up, shouldn’ta gone to bed so early
by nimble nimble September 19, 2020
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ethiopian roulette

When you aren't sure if the food in the fridge is still good but you're too cheap to throw it away and eat it anyway.
I played and lost Ethiopian Roulette last night. Eating ancient pepperoni from the back of the fridge is just asking for a prolapse.
by rocky-roadhouse-icecream July 15, 2016
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iTunes roulette

Putting your entire iTunes library onto shuffle and just leaving it to play, even though there is a lot of random music that you forgot you had/is embarrassing/is audiobooks or podcasts amongst your preferred song choices. iTunes roulette is a game generally played when (individually or as a group) you can't decide what song to put on, because making a playlist is faaaarrr too much like hard work
:Whoa! Why the fuck are you guys listening to The Ketchup Song?
:Barely even realised, because we were playing iTunes roulette.

:Hey, I didn't know you liked ACDC
:Yeah, they're awesome. I like how iTunes roulette has just brought us closer together
by teamon November 28, 2012
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Sauna Roulette

A favourite past time enjoyed by gay men whereby a spiteful bottom will consume a curry, fresh cup of coffee or a handful of laxatives before attending a sauna or beat. The act of infiltrating an otherwise cleaned and prepped sauna and excreting a substantial amount of faeces over a top's penis, body or face, then escaping to the shadows laughing in hopes of preying on more tops.

For those with lactose intolerance, you may also consume milk or dairy products to induce a rapid bowel movement.
**To set the scene, it is a warm, summery Melbourne evening. Nick, a young, twinky gay man from Brunswick is bored and has just gone through a serious breakup. He spent the day working a 6am-1pm shift at the cafe down the road and has his Friday night off.
Nick: I'm so bored tonight! We've been in lockdown so long, I want to get out, explore and sleep with heaps of men to get back at Brad who just broke up with me.
Nick's bad conscience: Go to Wet on Wellington and shit on everyone!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! You need to book in with your psychologist and work on getting through this breakup in a healthy manor.
Nick: hmmm...
***Several hours later, Nick is in the kitchen, staring at a large cucumber in his fridge, reminiscing about Brad, the boy he just went through a serious breakup with
Nick: Damn I miss Brad, he was amazing, he had a MASSIVE dong and a great personality!
***Nick looks at the leftover Lamb Rogan Josh on the second shelf in the fridge
Nick's bad conscience: Yeah you filthy bottom you! Have some of that and go to Wet! Spin the chamber and play some Sauna Roulette!
Nick's good conscience: No Nick! Don't go to Wet! You need to stay home, have a nice dinner, and a hot shower... not too long though, Brunswick has water restrictions at the moment and we need to think of the poor cattle farmers in central Australia that are struggling with drought! Also recycle!
by GayMelbourneBoy February 14, 2022
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