Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible

I swear old teachers retire 5 times

by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019

old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.

a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already

by br0dyyy April 29, 2010

Old raisin

Old lady

Shut the fuck up old raisin

by Awc02 August 31, 2016

Zoë Old

A Zoë old is someone who is really cool like really really cool. They are smart and compassionate. They tend to be really hot as well and their good vibes and energy radiate out towards others. Zoë Olds are pretty much always right. They have a great sense of humour and usually are really funny. They own a wide variety of skills and can be good at many things. This may include Physical activities, schoolwork or even gaming. If you know a Zoë Old then you are very lucky and should value them. Put them above all else because they will be there through it all.

Boy 1: “did you see Zoë Old”
Boy 2: “yeah bro she is so hot”
Boy 3: “unlucky my friends, she’s already my bestie”

by NobodyKnowsMe123 June 3, 2021

old navy

Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough fleece.

Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.

by Nitsirhc July 28, 2005

old dick

wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it

the chick rides old dick

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Old Deller

A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.

Dude, Old Deller needs to be put out of his misery!

by lullabyofbdwy88 November 12, 2009