Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013

party nap

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.

(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!

by dudeface126 August 7, 2009

Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.

2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!

by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010

rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 24, 2017

blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011

Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017

thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day

Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap

by KingClown February 29, 2016