Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
by MuggerFugger November 02, 2014
by Boner T. Wilson March 08, 2008
When your girlfriend is in the middle of giving you a handjob and shes too tired, so she just holds her hand there and you have to put your hips into it.
by The_tomatron December 04, 2012
Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I'm a mouse clicker for the local council.'
OR
Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I click a mouse.'
Person two: 'I'm a mouse clicker for the local council.'
OR
Person one: 'What do you do for a living?'
Person two: 'I click a mouse.'
by Annabelle9 December 07, 2008
Based off of the 2008 Youtube video featuring a claymation of a mouse eating alone, a "mouse moment" is a term coined by TikTokers to describe when someone or themselves are eating alone, describing a deep sense of loneliness.
Yesterday after everyone had left the table, my dad was having a mouse moment over the kitchen counter. I felt so bad for him!
by RalphNapoli_iscool September 13, 2022
"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"
Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)
Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)
by J.S.C August 14, 2006
by evil monkey November 19, 2004