stoke factor

the way in wich you measure stoke. can be used in both literal and sarcastic ways.

sarcasm: DUDE i have math finals in five minutes and i did not study STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!

literal: BRO! look at the pow! theres going to be some gnar pow tommrow for us to go put some sticks in the snow! STOKE FACTOR AT TEN!! 5 FEET OF FRESH!

by PSN_BIGTOTS January 10, 2012

Man Factor

The act of a man being aroused when he is trying to sleep.

Last night i had major man factor and i couldn't fall asleep till 4 am.

by ArfleDodger February 07, 2011

dick factor

Dick Factor
A male human who sucks ones penis fun. More then likely this person will have no friends and is hated by all that know them. They will generally be found masturbating to gay porn while talking to anybody who is unfortunate enough to be in the room with them. This sad pathetic creature is best to be avoided; too much contact will only result in self-loathing and possibly death.

Dick Factor: Dude I had the best gay sex last night.
Person A: Stop talking.
Dick Factor: Dude I’ve beaten FFVII 25 times!!!!
Person A: Please God make him stop!
Dick Factor: Dude suck me off.
Person B: Dear Lord why?
Dick Factor: Dude my penis is 28 inches long.
Person A: I’m going to kill myself now.
Person B: Not before I do.
Person A: (dies)
Person B: (dies)
Dick Factor: (Humps dead bodies.)

by Andrew Breeg March 06, 2007

bounce-factor

the action of people jumping up and down to music.

At a concert, the crowd really had the bounce-factor going!

by Corinne Jones June 22, 2005

gayeity factor

gayity but spelt better. The amount of gayness in a certain situation, etc.

Gayeity factor through the roof on that one.

by stolen from Josh, given by Captain February 24, 2005

pita factor

pain in the ass factor....on a scale from one to ten.

I hate dealing with that sales rep.,his pita factor is a ten.

by pita controller February 04, 2006

mackerel factor

Level of smell from a woman's vagina

Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.

by bullet88 July 27, 2008