A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
Get the Banana Hatmug. A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022
Get the New hatmug. by Tossing Hats December 31, 2014
Get the Tossing Hatsmug. by theDroob March 28, 2019
Get the snatch-hatmug. by desichhora July 13, 2012
Get the hat kemug. a condom
A banana hat is mandatory at Charlie's parties.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
Make sure you wear a banana hat if you're gonna mess around with Ava.
by JYC83 December 12, 2009
Get the banana hatmug. The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
by elspicyjack June 18, 2009
Get the clown hatmug.