index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold

My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

Flush

Broad term that could be used to describe any scenario, person, activity, etc ranging from a f*cking firework/light/rap concert to receiving a coupon for a free Chick-fil-A sandwhich. Receiving a compon is obviously the more flush situation but flush, being a very broad term, could be used to describe either scenario. In other words, flush is a less aggressive yet just as awesome form of "lit".

Joey: Bro, I just got a coupon for 1 free Chick-fil-A sandwhich on this ticket.

Cotter: That's fucking flush bro

by Hall of Cotter January 27, 2017

County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.

Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.

by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017

flushed the mouse

Expression that signifies you really screwed something up, especially when operating under pressured. Similar to "dropped the ball, "spit the bit" or "choked" - only worse. First coined on the Tony Kornheiser Podcast.

The Northwestern Men's Basketball team really FLUSHED THE MOUSE when the lost to Chicago State 73 - 75.

by exCGNDCA April 19, 2024

Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019