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Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.
Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win
Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty
Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty
by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022
by koggo October 27, 2019
The sex god of all sex gods. Eli is insane at the shagging.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.
by Braddersvarley October 03, 2014
Some kid who thinks he's good at the bass but he's really not. I play in this orchestra and he comes down to 'teach' me. The jokes is on him, I play weekly concerts at Carnegie Hall. He comes down and acts all high and mighty. I pretend to be bad at the bass to find the limit of his ignorance.
by xxtroythebassgodxx February 18, 2017
He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.
by Eli Rocco Zilber March 07, 2019
by Y0UW1LLN3V3RKN0W September 21, 2018