Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

walking cocktail

an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.

Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.

by JJendymion May 11, 2014

Cocktail

An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions

A birth defect gave me about five cocktails

by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018

cancer cocktail

The drink created by mixing everything they have at a bar

Im gonna create a cancer cocktail

by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016

Vampire cocktail

A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.

Dude I bought myself a vampire cocktail. Just need something to suck on...

by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021

Cocktailitis

a rare type of disease contaminated only in cocktails

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis

by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

Patrick Wizel Cocktail

A margarita glass that is filled with semen from 10 or more man.

Patrick: My favorite drink is the Patrick Wizel Cocktail. I love all the different flavors in it.

by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020