Pepsi clock

a member of Newgrounds.com who when kicked, screams like a little 2 yr old girl and his head pops

Tom Fulp: <kick>
Pepsi clock: AH! <POP!>

by Jaku August 14, 2004

Clock Cleaned

To have fellatio performed on you by a willing female participant

Peter just got his clock cleaned by that broad from 8’ O’clock Shot

by Mr Yamsac June 25, 2020

biological clock

A senior member of the Clock Crew, and a very distinguished, dignified, and proper gentleman.

Also known as "Bio"

"Biological Clock is looking rather posh in his new trousers, wouldn't you say?"

by Golden Clock March 31, 2005

Vampire Clock

A rather insignificant character from a group of flash artist known as 'wordClock Crew/word' which was inspired by wordStrawberry Clock/word.
One of the few female members of the crew.

Vampire Clock's new movie was odd.

by VPC August 29, 2003

Shot Clock

The time remaining to unload your spiff juice (cum shot) on your cheating partner before his/her significant other busts you.

Guy 1: So I heard you almost got caught!
Guy 2: Yeah I heard his car pull up and I knew had at least 15 secs on the Shot Clock

by Spectr3 March 27, 2015

clue clock

verb: to catch by surprise with a really hard punch or hit, which usually leaves the recipient of the same word (used in noun form) dazed, confused or reeling, or in extreme cases, down or out for the count. The past tense form of the verb is generally representative of a single strike or blow, which effectively and convincingly takes the recipient down and/or out.

She didn't consider herself much of a fighter, but she waited in the dark room, just behind the door, with a cast iron skillet in hand, scared but ready to clue clock her uninvited guest across his forehead, if he proved crazy enough to continue following her around in her own home!

by jOkErrAy December 7, 2016

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011