Sassy Squids

An internet meme along the lines of lolcats, but involving squid instead. Sassy Squids day is July 1st.

Tim: Have you heard of Sassy Squids?

John: Yeah! It's like the new lolcats!

by Mpak July 5, 2009

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Slippery Squid

Line up six violently aroused men with their legs spread out (while standing), and cover a girl in lard, or baby oil. The girls mission is to crawl between the mens legs backwards, and if she gets pregnant she loses.

The Slippery Squid is a game that promotes sex in a very graphical way, the sole purpose of The Slippery Squid is to ensure a female pregnancy so she can start a family.

by The Ass-sliging Fapper September 23, 2012

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squid bait

A girl that goes after or dates a man in the navy.

"Now you're just fuckin' squid bait!"

by lealea November 8, 2003

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SQUID RING

A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.

Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk

by babooshkaaaaa April 4, 2011

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Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

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