Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

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spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

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Spongebob Syndrome

Typically a character in media who shows every sign of being gay, but turns out to be straight.

The term "Spongebob Syndrome" coming from the fact that Spongebob himself has married Sandy the Squirrel canonically, despite being assumed gay. (writers even attempting to correct this later on.)

Important to note that Spongebob Syndrome does not apply to characters like James from Pokémon, as he's believed to be bisexual.

Hey dude, remember that character from that one TV show? The one who flirted with pretty much every guy he ran into? He has Spongebob Syndrome, he isn't gay, he's dating a woman!

by Broboiii June 23, 2024

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