Jumbo shrimp

When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length
by Kyle Goldstein November 17, 2016
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Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat
Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle
by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019
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lil shrimp

by Lil shrimp August 30, 2017
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weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.
Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"
by brix-silver May 11, 2011
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shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.
Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.
by Paco699 October 20, 2009
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Shrimp dick

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
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shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM
Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever
by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021
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