Mexican Popsicle

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis

“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”

by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

english popsicle

The act where ones sexual partner, or friends freeze their semen inside of a edible tube where they are then force fed by said partner or friend for sexual (kink) pleasure

Me and Cole made eachother a English Popsicle last tuesday, his tasted great.

by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024

Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.

We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.

by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022

The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!

Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”

by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.

"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."

by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022

Mexican Popsicle

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.

Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"

by TheDarbster July 20, 2022

forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.

I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!

by honeymead December 19, 2022