Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

by Hantlin July 16, 2023

smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Hollywooding

Hollywooding, The act of ignoring everyone and leaving them on read because you're too "Cool for them."
Usually done by losers online who want to feel cool.

Jack : Bro why isn't Alex responding to me?
Zack : He's too cool, for us. Niggas hollywooding.

by Fywuta June 18, 2025

The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.

“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024

Hollywood cole

A reference to J. Cole made by Drake, considering himself the "Hollywood" version of the less commercial rapper.

Who else really tryna duck wit Hollywood Cole..

by Big Pimple January 20, 2021

hollywood

When you hangout with someone and they leave you when they see their other group of friends. And they don’t introduce them to you so your standing there alone. Their Mostly doing it for the clout.

“Yo look at Emily over there she’s dumb hollywood she just left us for her other friends.”

by leila jann July 27, 2020

Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024