Go together like a dildo and a fork

Means it doesn't go together well..... like a dildo and a fork.

Me and Sarah go together like a dildo and a fork.

by AcutalSnake November 15, 2018

big spoon- little spoon- fork

A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.

A movie night between friends becoming an orgy, going from big spoon- little spoon- fork.

by ranggggggggga April 29, 2011

One prong short of a full fork

When a person who works at a certain company, in a place where everyone works together tightly in a rather small room becomes completely paranoid with the false belief that people are hiding behind "pine trees" at her home and peeking through the windows because she feels that her life is just so very interesting and because of that, and that point only, there must be co workers of this person spying on her at her house after work just because they couldn't possibly have anything better to do!

I know he is up to something. That is what you guys must mean when you talk about hiding behind trees. I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner! If someone makes a comment about hiding behind a pine tree, well then; there is only one possible answer to why they would do such a thing. IT IS BECAUSE THEY MUST BE SPYING ON ME AT MY AMAZING HOME! The rationale is simple! No one that I work with could even possibly have it better than me, so therefor they must have to spy on me to see my wonderful life which is cock full of joy, love, happiness, and Psychosis!!!! "Wow, that woman is "One prong short of a full fork"!

by rickdudly February 8, 2013

Stick a fork in me, I came

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"

Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

by AnalIsForKids December 22, 2012

NOW DTICK A FORK KN UR WYE

Meera-2022

NOW DTICK A FORK KN UR WYE

by Nic.e September 2, 2022

fork it up

When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.

I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me

by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019

Hot Fork

Slang word. Commonly used by The First Australians ( the Gumbaynggirr people) to describe a Vagina (female reproductive organs) that are on fire. That is hor enough to cause a bush fire..

Oi JJ, HOT FORK Darls, heard that your bf Jon has been smashing you day and night causing you burn marks on too many re entries and you getting hotter then you ever got. HOT FORK.

Simon....aye Steve did you see JJ at the pub then other night

Steve....is JJ the one from mickys bday party

Simon..yup that's her

Steve... Hot Fork!!!!

Simon ....fucking Hot Fork!!!

by Cin.xo June 14, 2024