Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

this finals doesn't count

A word that NBA twitter uses to discredit NBA teams who won the NBA finals

This finals doesn't count because the Bucks faced an Injured Nets Team

by Don't take a L to me August 17, 2021

count binface

Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.

You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.

by Reefknot June 24, 2021

Count choadulus

meaning someone how is acting sus.

you are acting like a count choadulus

Your such a count choadulus

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.

Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".

by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 7, 2012