Shes the best! Smart, pretty, funny and just so fun to be around. She will always make you laugh when you are sad and she gives the greatest advice. When you have a friend like her, hold on to her.
by FriendlyGirlNextDoor September 29, 2019
Get the Chloemug. Chloe is the most bitchiest and annoying slag ever. THE END.
PS. THIS IS COMIN FROM A MOTHERFCKINNN CHLOE
PS. THIS IS COMIN FROM A MOTHERFCKINNN CHLOE
by n.hoe December 26, 2019
Get the Chloemug. If stoned is a term of drug addiction, then Chloe is indefinitely bouldered. A frequenter of the opium dens of Chinatown, Chloe takes a fervent pleasure in indulging in a variety of narcotics from baby cough drops to elephant tranquilliser. Her geographical knowledge knows no bounds and knows not only her arsehole from her elbow but also which country she currently resides in. A love of penetration of the back door passage is one of the few past times which manages to stop her from injecting heroin into her veins, however when it comes to entry of the rear end Chloe does require a much more sizeable prick than heroin.
by gymboy101 November 26, 2019
Get the Chloemug. Was once a fair maiden adrift at sea with her fisherman husband and children of 3.
Every morrow she rose the sail; that is until her skin turned pale.
For a herd of disease ridden pirates took her as slave; but to one of them her heart she gave away.
In a box she stayed as her beloved took care of her. Little did she know her husband was out searching for the scavengers.
After years and years with thy Chloe’s nag, the pirate was diagnosed with the bionic plague.
So basically kinda a bitch
Every morrow she rose the sail; that is until her skin turned pale.
For a herd of disease ridden pirates took her as slave; but to one of them her heart she gave away.
In a box she stayed as her beloved took care of her. Little did she know her husband was out searching for the scavengers.
After years and years with thy Chloe’s nag, the pirate was diagnosed with the bionic plague.
So basically kinda a bitch
by Definitely not Chloe March 23, 2019
Get the Chloemug. A kind nice girl who loves noodles.she will give you her crackers (18 max.) She is generous an would willingly buy an ice cream for you (thanks Chloe!) She occasionally forgets to wash but thats fine :)
by cheessepuff May 30, 2018
Get the Chloemug. Chloe is evil 👿 she can turn any second. If she doesn’t get her way watch your back!! When she doesn’t like you or doesn’t talk to you or is mad at you.... don’t make her more mad and be careful
by Lily10173 June 4, 2019
Get the Chloemug. Chloe is a girl that will make you as happy as can be. No matter how bad your day was, you can text her and within seconds you'll be smiling. The guy that's dating her is the luckiest guy in the world, but Chloe doesn't know how much she is appreciated by him. Nothing makes her boyfriend happier than coming home after class and hearing her voice. Listening to Chloe's voice is equivalent to getting goosebumps from your favorite song, and it happens every single word she says. Nothing she ever says or does is anything other than perfect.
Chloe's eyes are gorgeous. No gem could ever match the beauty of the emerald produced when the sun strikes her green eyes. The way the light is able to shine through her adorable hair into her beautiful eyes and her cute face is unique to her and only her. No other girl is even close to matching her cuteness in every action that she does. Her level of humor is unmatched by any other person. Chloe can make you laugh better than any comedian out there. The key feature to her humor is how quick thinking and smart she is, even if she laughs at the dumbest things with you. Her laugh easily the best sound on earth besides her voice.
She's also pretty hot, but she knows that already. Her boyfriend loves her to the moon and back, and he really hopes she smiles when she reads this definition. Nothing is better than making her smile.
Chloe's eyes are gorgeous. No gem could ever match the beauty of the emerald produced when the sun strikes her green eyes. The way the light is able to shine through her adorable hair into her beautiful eyes and her cute face is unique to her and only her. No other girl is even close to matching her cuteness in every action that she does. Her level of humor is unmatched by any other person. Chloe can make you laugh better than any comedian out there. The key feature to her humor is how quick thinking and smart she is, even if she laughs at the dumbest things with you. Her laugh easily the best sound on earth besides her voice.
She's also pretty hot, but she knows that already. Her boyfriend loves her to the moon and back, and he really hopes she smiles when she reads this definition. Nothing is better than making her smile.
Friend: Hey are you still dating that cute girl?
Me: Yeah, Chloe is amazing bro, you don't even know.
Friend: I wish I had a girlfriend as cute as Chloe.
Friend: Hey dude you seem pretty happy ever since the day before Thanksgiving, what changed?
Me: Oh, that's when I started dating Chloe.
Friend: Dang, she's really that perfect?
Me: Yep.
Me: Yeah, Chloe is amazing bro, you don't even know.
Friend: I wish I had a girlfriend as cute as Chloe.
Friend: Hey dude you seem pretty happy ever since the day before Thanksgiving, what changed?
Me: Oh, that's when I started dating Chloe.
Friend: Dang, she's really that perfect?
Me: Yep.
by feelsgoodmanpumpkin March 2, 2019
Get the Chloemug.