snot bear

A stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.

See Jane run. See Jane's nose run. See Jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

Or: "I can't believe you have Snot Bear after all these years! Has he ever been washed?" "Of course not!"

by tmon May 7, 2007

Drop Bear

The most fearsome marsupial of Australia. They hide in trees and will prevent anyone from camping beneath the foliage, for they will drop down upon you and maim and/or eat you. See Also Hoop Snakes

I was going to travel to Australia but those Drop Bears sound dangerous.

by Ben Jizlizzlin April 1, 2008

drop bear

An Australian Animal. Extremely dangerous and barely known.

"Don't camp under that tree. There could be drop bears"

by Shaun. August 20, 2003

joey bear

a totally attractive, smart, athletic, off the charts cute
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.

I wish all men were joey bears.

by randomfolk August 6, 2011

necro bear

necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache

you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear

by ko3kenbakker February 23, 2009

poopy bear

The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.

Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.

Poopy Bear, you are my everything.

by Tia Tini April 23, 2009

the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.

Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!

by starrrfire January 6, 2012