I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

balls illness

the urge to stroke balls gently

all you can think of are balls

-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls

by 6dilf_lover9 May 27, 2023

ill touch you lil nigga

Something said on Instagram reels made by kids

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga

by werykul October 22, 2023

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 21, 2022

ill-gotten income

Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.

It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.

by QuacksO September 15, 2019

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 3, 2023