teabag and crumpets

While a girl is giving you a ball-bath, you drop small terds on her heads.

If the filthy whore wants a teabag and crumpets, she'll get it.

by William PTC June 13, 2006

major teabager

King of all tea-bagin'

see: boston tea party and team teabag

'matt was fast asleep when rich decided to teabag him, he is a major teabager!!!'

by warren6983 December 14, 2006

teabag

v. The plunging of a cascading scrotum into one's mouth.

Hey faggot, I just gave your mom a teabag!

by David S April 10, 2003

teabag

the act of squatting and letting your sack rest gently in your partners mouth

last night i teabaged butters and took a picture

by ziggy October 13, 2003

Teabag

Dropping your nuts into someones mouth or on thier face.

Man u just got teabagged.

by Sias February 9, 2005

Trailer Hitch Teabag

1. To sit on a skateboard preferably a longboard and lean your head back. Meanwhile your friend stands behind you with his nuts hanging down. Whilst leaning back on the longboard he then inserts his friend’s nuts into his mouth, much like a trailer hitch allowing him to be towed around effortlessly.

While enjoying the buffet at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas, Brian ate too much food to walk. Mike then offered to give him a Trailer Hitch Teabag and proceeded to tow him around the strip.

by Buck Russell December 31, 2008

Tabaholic

Term referring to those who are addicted to Tab soda.

Dude, I've been drinking like 17 Tab sodas a day!
Whoa, you're such a Tabaholic!

by shannonberryshortcake October 21, 2008