"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."
- John McGovern
- John McGovern
by Chauncey Phillips July 25, 2021
Can be an initation rite or punishment:
at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.
at least ten guys need to crouch in a line letting their balls hang out, the new guy or dude who needs to be punished is dragged underneath the tunnel and will get a faceful of ballsacks. Voila, it's the teabag tunnel.
Moron: "I want to be in your crew, man! Leader: "Sure, but first you must complete the teabag tunnel!"
by dschoean February 01, 2018
To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023
This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 09, 2016
by 0nTh3Sp0t October 13, 2021
When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006