Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.

She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.

by TheBounder October 1, 2024

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025

Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

by RacerXHG November 2, 2010

Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.

During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.

by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023

scumbag teabag

Teabagging someone after dipping your balls in poop, preferably not too solid poop.

Dave gave me a scumbag teabag today, his balls were dripping with diarrhea, delicious!

by SpunkSkunk January 6, 2018

Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping

Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night

by Count Jockula July 24, 2015