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Flap the teabag

To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023
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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.
The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.
by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020
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Teabag Bottom Party

When your nuts are sitting on someone's face while they lick your butthole and jack you off.
Jessica gave me that teabag bottom party this afternoon.
by Hazylife June 23, 2024
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German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.
Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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scumbag teabag

Teabagging someone after dipping your balls in poop, preferably not too solid poop.
Dave gave me a scumbag teabag today, his balls were dripping with diarrhea, delicious!
by SpunkSkunk January 6, 2018
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