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typing of the dead

A spin-off version of the video game, House of the Dead. Instead of using the traditional gun to shoot zombies, you are to use a keyboard to help practice your WPM (words per minute).

This version removes most of the scary elements, and replaced it with humor. (The main characters carry a Dreamcast on their back). Zombies throw spatulas instead of axes.
Newbie Gamer: I need to learn how to type because I suck.
Shop Employee: Assuming you play games, why don't you try the "Typing of the Dead?" Guarenteed to help you type faster and tear zombie ass at the same time!
by Gearbox January 25, 2005
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Taking it to the Roof

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!
by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009
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Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
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Taking an astral

The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."

"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."

"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
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monomanual typing

Verb. The action of typing with a single hand when the alternate hand is currently occupied. While typing monomaunally the rules of punctuation are frequently ignored because of the difficulty in using the shift key and another key single handedly.
During masturbation I had to type monomanually when I received an instant message.
by Aeon August 2, 2003
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nerd typing

When numbers are used in substitution for letters. Commonly found on any online line gaming such as WOW and CS
"this is a good example of nerd typing"

"th15 15 a g00d 3x4mp13 0f n3rd typ1ng"
by GOOFBALL April 12, 2007
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Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
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