Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.

Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.

by blogswarm June 20, 2010

Bear Tank

a person who breakes big objects with smaller objects using his/hers own phyical strengh and mental stamina, the hulk is a bear tank because of his destructive nature.

bear tank smash big rock with smaller rock

by Bear Tank August 2, 2010

tinkle tank

An excruciatingly cute animal; usually being a kitten.

That bad little tinkle tank doesn't know nothing!

by jo-bot April 15, 2009

Tank Wheeled

The act of having been wheeled (lip kissed) by a tank (i.e. a person who has a robotic disposition).

Although it may be hard to detect whether or not a person has tank wheels, here are some major indicators:

1) when approaching their victim, they tend to move as though on a train track
2) when cock-blocked, they emit steam from their ears
3) once they've reached their destination (i.e. their victim) they say "Choo! Choo! All aboard!"

"You've just been tank wheeled!"

by FreakyDeaky123445Tank May 5, 2009

tank-watcher

A player in Halo 2 that waits by the tank on Coagulation to shoot unsuspecting opponents (unless they are screen-lookers) attempting to board the tank.

Player 1 "Hey! WTF you're a tank-watcher!"
Player 2 "How'd you know?"
Player 1 "Cause I'm a screen-looker."

by John McClane August 10, 2007

Tanking for Oden

To slowly stop and shut down any action, task, or goal that you and or a group may be performing.

1. 2006-2007 Boston Celtics

2. Jeff: Bill's been slacking off a lot at work lately.

Fernando: He must be tanking for oden.

by Jake Baroni March 21, 2008

hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."

by Leukocyte December 20, 2008