That white-haired dude at the beach who lays out all day, barely moving except to spray himself with coconut oil and roll over. Brown as a nut. Always alone. Just him, a towel and the sun. Commonly wears a speedo.
"Ever since Bob retired all he does is lay out on the beach. He's there from sun up to sundown. He's a total Tan-Pa."
by V puppet June 17, 2019
Get the Tan-Pamug. When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.
by Corny boi August 10, 2019
Get the Panda tanmug. A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.
Lucky bastard burn-tans.
by AnAsshole4Life July 8, 2011
Get the Burn-Tanmug. by AC808 November 25, 2013
Get the Tan putomug. The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009
Get the pooty tanmug. When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.
by Medium Mac May 2, 2022
Get the Temple Tanmug. The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.
Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty
Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...
Person A: ...
Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...
Person A: ...
by SoB0410 May 17, 2010
Get the Jetro Tanmug.