Taint Torture

The act of giving a swift uppercut to the female taint area while simultaneously performing oral sex.

David: "Dude, last night I did some taint torture and that bitch went crazy!"

Justin: "Serious? Dude I need to try that shit."

by Dean-o-Griff January 4, 2008

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Taint

For a boy: It's a skin between the asshole and the dick.
For a girl: it's a skin between the asshole and the vagina

When I become aroused I want you to lick my Taint bitch!

by mariotuzzo June 12, 2016

taint juice

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls

Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!

by The Rust Of Tydes August 1, 2003

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

taint meat

the area between a male or females asshole and private area, a nice warm meaty area with alot of sensation.

1. Hey Jill would you come and suck on my taint meat.

2. Hey Doug, look at Jennifers taint meat hanging out.

by Sean G March 10, 2003

Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020