Taint Torture

The act of giving a swift uppercut to the female taint area while simultaneously performing oral sex.

David: "Dude, last night I did some taint torture and that bitch went crazy!"

Justin: "Serious? Dude I need to try that shit."

by Dean-o-Griff January 4, 2008

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Taint

For a boy: It's a skin between the asshole and the dick.
For a girl: it's a skin between the asshole and the vagina

When I become aroused I want you to lick my Taint bitch!

by mariotuzzo June 12, 2016

taint juice

The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls

Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!

by The Rust Of Tydes August 1, 2003

taint gruff

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

taint meat

the area between a male or females asshole and private area, a nice warm meaty area with alot of sensation.

1. Hey Jill would you come and suck on my taint meat.

2. Hey Doug, look at Jennifers taint meat hanging out.

by Sean G March 10, 2003

Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015