TAB

One with excessively large calves (not synonymous with cankles calf ankles).

Meghan: Yo, that is a TAB!

Lucille: What?
Meghan: Oh, you know? A Turkey A$$ B*tch!

by Dr. Gobbledick McTurkey March 31, 2023

Tab

Then A B*tch

Bro I Was Ugly Tab In Dat Picture.

Girl He Was Super Fye On Dat Picture But In Person He Ugly Tab.

by Brejaaa_J December 28, 2017

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard

im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right

by 584940493395874392034839394 November 09, 2024

Alt-Tab

When you're watching gay furry porn and your dad walks in.

Person 1: Why do you have bruises all over your body?

Person 2: I didn't Alt-Tab in time.

by IEatNukes April 08, 2024

Tab Factor

How many browser-tabs you've opened after researching something on the web.

Weather for tomorrow: Tab Factor = 1
Closest bakery opened on a holiday: Tab Factor = 3
Trying to decide which iPad cover to buy on Amazon: Tab Factor = 17

by brezelben February 22, 2015

tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023