Swedish Bake Oven

it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.

My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven

by PotHeadDegree February 15, 2011

swedish dance party

when a large group of guys dance and simultaneously clap their balls to the beat of the music.

Yo Derek, do you want to go with me to the Swedish dance party tonight?

by Dwayne “The Cock” Johnson April 21, 2020

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

sweet swedish cheeba

1. Incredible type of marijuana aquired only by those who have connections or mad dough

Ill take an ounce of that sweet swedish cheeba

by ABJ March 21, 2005

Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 06, 2011

Swedish Swap Meat

A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.

Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.

by Fobill April 19, 2010