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Vampire style 

Eating out a girl's pussy while she is on her period.
Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!

And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!

Dude!

It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!

Later dude...
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nascar style 

sexual style of trying to race to the finnish and then geting the hell out of town
i did that girl nascar style before her old man came home and caught me!!!!!
nascar style by vonfeltz68 July 8, 2009
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Donkey Style 

When two partners enter into a standing up doggy style position, however the man is wearing a blind fold. When he is about to climax, he must pull out and "pin the tail on the donkey" by cumming where he estimates the tail should be
He mad likes the game of donkey style

double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

Cyrus style 

1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting

2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will
1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."

2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
Cyrus style by No. 1 October 16, 2007

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE" 

In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.
my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios

Big Bubba Prison Style 

Prison sex between big bubba and some other dude.Which is hella wrong,but in a way funny.
Gaylords batty men village people
two guy's bonin' early in the monin'