don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet May 24, 2016

Stress

The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some arsehole who desperately needs it.

Your stress reaction to seeing Jessica Black on youtube

by Sandfluffymama May 16, 2011

Post Cum-atic Stress

Medical term for blue balls .

When a male is comitting the act of foreplay with his counter-part; and essentially is abandoned before the climax of sexual action. Post Cumatic Stress is the illness diagnosed after being Blue Balled.

by Gitt-R-Done or go home April 21, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

Scrush

Scrush is a british teenage boy who has the personality of a fuzzy purple ball from another dimension, that is happiest when rockin' out to music

Natasha: Do you see Adam?
Chrissy: Yeah, he's so a scrush

by TurtlezRock November 21, 2009

Stress-baking

Baking at home to relieve the stress of coronavirus isolation.

Charlie had become a an accomplished stress-baking champion during his isolation at home during the coronavirus outbreak, in order to take his mind off the pandemic.

by Carl Davidson April 2, 2020

Strasserism

Commie-Nazism. Worse than stalin and hitler combined.

How is that dude supporting strasserism? Oxymoron+worse than stalin, hitler, mao & pol pot combined

by Omskmapping November 11, 2022