Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.

“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox”

by Hyperder June 13, 2018

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure

Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.

by DickGirl January 13, 2020

Strokedendrophilia

A person who acts upon strong urges to stroke, molest and fornicate with trees. Particularly, in beach areas and local beach hangouts. Almost always involves trees with lights. The affected will usually be attired in a red blazer and a red stocking cap.

A guy walked into a bar and became excited about a tree in the corner. It was then, he aggressively approached it and seduced the young sapling. Upon doing so, he found himself indulged in a self proclaimed mating ritual. This is scientifically known as Strokedendrophilia

by HappyHumper December 24, 2020

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

by escington January 13, 2023

Stronzoli

A kind of shit that gets stuck in the ass.

Otherwise synonym of shit.

Quote from Roberto Benigni: La merda della maiala degli stronzoli nel culo delle poppe pien di piscio co'gli stronzoli che escan dalle poppe de budelli de vitelli con le cosce della sposa che gli sorte fra le cosce troppe seghe dentro il c. troppi cazzi dentro il culo che gli spuntan dalle cosce che gli tornan dalle gambe con la mamma ni'ppompino della nonna che gli schianta da il su' corpo che gli leccano la schiena poi gli sputa ne'coglioni e gne lecca ni'ggroppone co schiantassi tra le zolle che si striscia'n mezz'all'erba che le mamme tutte gnude che si struscian dalle file e si sgroppan con la schiena co le poppe sbatacchiate senza latte che si scopran tra le mucche che si infila che gli sorte'n mezz'all'erba che gni gira'mmezz'a'denti che gli sputa qunand'e'n'terra e gli mettano le seghe nella fica e si gode tutti insieme e si gode tutti insieme e lo guardan da lontano co i'ggroppone'nsudiciato e le cosce la su sposa co'i'mmarito i'pparente gliene schianta gni piglia d'ipparente con la carne dentro il corpo co i'ccorpo nella carne e la mamma sdraiata tra le zolle che gli mena le zolle che gli tornan sulla terra e gni schiantano'parenti glene leano tre vorte glene sortano diciotto

by herios April 20, 2023

Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.

by roadkyll October 13, 2011