stealth

remarkable, exquisite, glorious, awesome, smooth, bodacious, fine, tremendous, pulchritudinous

"WOW - you are looking stealth. I'd love a piece!"

"That route was stealth - glorious moves!"

"You've been stealthed!"

"Stealtherrific!"

"Stealthify!"

by gerryc May 6, 2012

steal a monkey, save a hashbrown

Typical response when someone mishears a word. This phrase lets the person know that they have, in fact, heard wrong, and, that they are quite stupid.

Did you just say "Tiny poodles invaded Finland?"
No, I said "My in-laws are coming from Newfoundland." Way to steal a monkey, save a hashbrown.

by Madelaine February 23, 2006

stealing lollipops

To thwart another's success through subversion unbeknownst to that individual or others.

Did you see how Dave's been stealing lollipops? Dave talked to Darrell's boss, and now Darrell isn't going to get the promotion they promised him.

by X3th July 12, 2008

Stealth Bomber

While your girlfriend is sleeping, you crawl over her naked and proceed to shit on her while crawling.Then you quietly leave the room unseen.Thus the name "stealth" for doing it quietly and "bomber" for shitting.

My girl still doesnt know who gave her that stealth bomber.

by lilcloudy24 February 1, 2010

stealth away

When an instant messenger user puts up an away message to lead people to believe that they aren't there, yet in reality they are still sitting in front of their computer and quite available to converse.

Jon didn't want Emily to think he was at his computer, so he put up a stealth away message so he could browse the web in peace.

by LikeableRodent September 7, 2005

Sheila the Tank

A talking tank on the popular internet series Red Vs. Blue. She is on the blue team and has a mind of her own. Her friends are Caboose (a little more than a friend) and Lopez, the Spanish Robot.

Caboose- Why are there five pedels for four directions?
Sheila- Target locked
Caboose- Thats not a target, that's Church...Oh
Church- What? Oh Shit---
Sheila- Firing main cannon....BOOM!
Tucker- You shot Church you Team-killing-fucktard!!!

Sheila the Tank

by Claytonio Boudalaire May 20, 2008

stealth nigger

1. A black person whose skin color is so dark that you can not see him/her in the picture especially taken in dim lighting.

2. Any black person whom you can not see him/her well in the night.

Jeff: Did you see a black couple's wedding photo in which the groom can not be seen?
Joe:Yeah, he is such a stealth nigger!!

by nigga-chan June 14, 2010