Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

by dcgrl September 24, 2011

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Stalking

Oh!? Really!?

Hym "If you see someone stalking you have to report it? Since when? I haven't deen anyone do that. All I've seen are deliberate and petty attempts at 'hoisting me on my own petard' for something I didn't intend to do and I stopped doing and then a perpetual doubling down on the assertion that you now get to lay claim to anything I produce and both a cover up of sexual impropriety and a refusal to acknowledge the active stalking and harassment that has been happening for years AND going as far as to participate in the stalking while alluding to the fact that you are doing it. Key participants include Emma Vigeland, Chris Williamson, Jordan Peterson, and the list goes on. But apparently you have to report it. So that's good. I won't have to murder any kids."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2024

/stalked

A com Discord server with over 800 members as of the time being. The owners being Ryan and Rico. This server is known for its com characteristics, the members talking about self harm and rape often. The Discord vanity for this server is /stalked.

Person 1: “Yo, should I join /stalked?”
Person 2: “Idk man I heard Jeffrey talking about how it was so scary!”

by jeffrey28 April 2, 2025

spooky stalk

when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.

"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"

by sdfhkjsdfhk October 8, 2019