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fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks 

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
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Rear-View Stalker 

That guy in the car in the front seat who keeps looking at you through the rear-view mirror.
"I can't sleep, that rear-view stalker keeps looking at me!"

Shit log stalker 

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker
Shit log stalker by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

lady locker stalker

When one gentleman derives great deviant sexual gratification by watching woman try on shoes at Lady FootLocker. This gratification can happen in real time, or be used at a later date for further gratification.
When I was a kid I used to be a lady locker stalker. I enjoyed the sights and sounds of women trying on fresh shoes.

myspace stalker 

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages
1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!
myspace stalker by jacoblebo December 14, 2007

Facebook Stalker

A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.
girl posts a status:
"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?

Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"

girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"
Facebook Stalker by kteva February 24, 2009

Heroic Stalker 

A person who tails a person for their protection/personal benefit.
Person 1:Whoa! who is that guy?
Person 2:Looks like you got a Heroic Stalker!