Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 25, 2019
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Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.
Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.
by nikkikins28 April 25, 2011
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victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.
by Ststephen78 March 04, 2014
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Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.
Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.
by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013
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squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering
While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me
by Execsec69 November 09, 2013
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Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
by Chemosabi October 25, 2022
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Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
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