The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 25, 2019
by nikkikins28 April 25, 2011
When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.
by Ststephen78 March 04, 2014
by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013
by Execsec69 November 09, 2013
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
by Chemosabi October 25, 2022
When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006