Irish Squats

When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.

Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!

by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022

Butternut squash

To be an asshole. A jerk.

Quit being a butternut squash. You are such a butternut.

by Nenodactyl and Jimodactyl July 14, 2022

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

hobble squash

the 5th addition to the harry potter. this house is filled with the special wizards and witches who require special attention from the teachers.

fuck that cunt would be in hobble squash

by hobblesquaher March 12, 2023

Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.

I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022