Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
Get the Avacado Spreadingmug. by Bernikins October 21, 2025
Get the spreading the bullmug. Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024
Get the Spread Eaglemug. Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!
by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022
Get the Spreadsmug. Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
by Rob April 28, 2023
Get the spread-batmug. by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024
Get the diet spreadmug. A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.
Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!
by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019
Get the No spreadmug.