Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates

“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there”

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018

spread

Spread. Could be a verb/noun. To make a lot out of very little. For example, you spread your food for a whole week in one night with your boy. Example two, You eat a bar of cookies, and a bag of chips all to yourself one evening away from everyone else. Or, -You throw everything you got together in a single spread.

Condiments. Mayonnaise, soy sauce, salt and pepper, Ranch, Butter ranch, jalapeño peppers (bellpenos), cheese, minute rice.

''Do you want to spread, tonight?''
''Yes.''
''Spread?''
''Yea.''
''What'chu got for a spread?''
'pread
"Do you want to spread?" "No." "Aiight, I got you."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 13, 2023

Spread illegal

To man spread

Joseph can you stop doing a spread illegal your invading my personal space.😡😡

by FP.27 November 23, 2022

county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.

"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II

by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018

Unevenly spread

A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.

‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread’
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Brown Spread

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.

"Hey Justin check this live brown spread!"

by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024