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sphincterfaust

A fist dildo fired out of a T-shirt cannon
Hans, arm the Sphincterfaust
by Voidweaver October 10, 2021
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Sphincter

A highly versatile muscle group responsible for many vital functions in the body.

Found throughout the cardiovascular and digestion system, it has the ability to open or contract control the movement of liquids or solids throughout your bodily systems.

It can also refer to a Bayley.

Se also: Moomoos
Your anus is a sphincter
by Moomoosa2000 October 28, 2021
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Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.
Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!
by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021
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Sphynx

Hairless cat , warmer than other cats, they have a sweet temperament, love fuzzy blankets and love to cuddle. Get along with all kinds of animals.
I just got a sphynx from Sphynx Nirvana , she feels so warm and fetches , even knows how to swim. What a smart cat.
by Yoooooooooo0o November 22, 2021
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Sphincter Centric Theory

If the universe is infinite, anywhere could be the centre of the universe, so your asshole could be the centre of the universe.
Have you heard of the Sphincter Centric Theory? My asshole is the centre of the universe!
by jacobrh3 December 5, 2021
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Sphincter Stain

A word you use to call some one a shit stain, but with a little class.
I don't particularly like you, you are sphincter stain
by Red pube muffin December 6, 2021
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Sphinctefied

Jeremy got his sphincter caught in a garbage disposal and yells Jamie!!!!
You’ve been sphinctefied Jeremy status
by Jamie sucks a lot February 10, 2022
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