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The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.
Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023
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Snipe

Buying a player on a game auction house that's real cheap in comparison to the others on the market. Basically instant profit. Subjective to certain people.
Wow, look at this player I sniped in madden, he was selling for 70000 and I got him for 47400.
by Bo3 hypeman November 21, 2016
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Sniping cactus

A complete retard who is known for deflection women like a light beam hitting a mirror. This particular cactus isn’t prickly since he will never hit puberty. He also doesn’t grow past 4”11 and has toes like oogey boogey from nightmare before Christmas
Stinky stinky sniping cactus he is eww gross
by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023
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the snipe that opened it all up

The snipe that opened it all up, occurred one day in the early days of Fortnite: Battle Royale, when Arvid, Skander Soldano and a fourth head were up on a cliff and Arvid majestically sniped a creeping player in one of the huts.

This snipe effectively "opened it all up" for a genius push that eventually won the game for the squad.

This saying will be remembered for ages and transcends many different disciplines. The ____ that opened it all up. Pure artistry with the sniper from Arvid that will never be forgotten.
the snipe that opened it all up

The ____ that opened it all up.
Used when something has a glaring effect on another thing.
by soldano1 September 16, 2021
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Snipe

A we uick little creature that is well his in the urban Forrest. Usually hunted by city slickers. it comes in many different colors and sizes. Watch out it can be quick on the attack andbin some dinner circumstances can end in a wrestling match.
Dude you just got a snipe bite.
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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Sniped

The act of a man or hermaphrodite lays down on their back, while they them self or another individual jerks off their penis and as the person reaches their orgasm the penis is direct toward their own face and the cum shot is aim for the mouth and/or eyes.
Oh man, did you here?
Here what?

That Johnny sniped himself and went blind?
by YoBroThatsReal May 23, 2012
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Snipe

An exclamatory word said in a friend group when a friend has killed a joke (or told such a lame or unfunny that it must be acknowledge and shunned) Snipe may also be used as a noun, but it is more commonly used as an exclamatory verb.
Friend A: “She makes my dick harder than a soft drink

Friend B: SNIPE

As a noun (less common):

Friend B: Peterson is a Snipe.
by Vundavata June 21, 2022
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