Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Smooth truck

A truck that kills smoothly.

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021

KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

Smooth

An expression referring to an action preformed successfully, seeming calculated or thought-out and without seeming difficult: usually referring to flirting and seen as an attractive trait in a person.

“Ahh! Look at what he texted me!”
“Wow he’s smooth”

by User47738 October 16, 2023

paper smooth

When you shave her legs and there super smooth. They are paper smooth. And like weed when it smokes good. It goes down paper smooth

Wow I just shaved my legs and they are paper smooth and then I smoked a joint that was similiar!!

by King_Of_Random March 12, 2024

Smooth Italy

ask Maeve Milk in FFXIV.

wow imagine having smooth italy

by Maeve Milk June 18, 2021

Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009