A rotund, insufferably smug oxygen thief inexplicably granted an endless supply of cash to write / produce / direct / 'act' in an agonising series of self-gratifying filmic shit.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
'Clerks' was passable at the time of its making, but he wanked it dry, and the whole setup is no longer either believable or funny.
It doesn't help that he can't write - his supposedly quirky 'observational' stuff is painfully contrived - and that none of the otherwise unknown cronies that populate his lead roles film after film can act.
Still, while he, Michael Bay et al continue to find work there's hope for the least of us.
I never thought my screenplay 'Lindsay Dawn And Deng Xiaoping In The Quest For The Cunt Of Mohammed' would sell until I saw Kevin Smith's 'Clerks 2'.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
by Shawna Tracy June 14, 2007
The Greatest Running Back of All Time. Played for the Dallas Cowboys for 13 Seasons, then went to the Cards for 2 seasons.
by C-Bo March 21, 2005
gerald smith is, hot
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one
and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts
and he is a gangsta
and he is real nice
and real cool
he um, is a giraffe, a cool one
and he ordered a talking shirt
and likes ramen noodles
and faith hill
and pop tarts
by gangsta bee May 05, 2005
The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.
If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.
by unknown man March 19, 2007
To engage in intercourse with a midget in the doggie style position, while bonging an alchoholic beverage.
by Lawrence Smith March 27, 2007
by Brettt Smith November 30, 2006